crystalesbian:

every time i see a post dragging indie girl musicians for having corny or fake-deep lyrics i’m like……….ed sheeran literally has a song where he’s like “she’s reinventing loving me while we’re resembling cutlery on the sofa” like just say we’re spooning on the couch my guy……. there’s no need to be so goddamn extra like who tf cares if like halsey and melanie martinez and hayley kiyoko are writing lyrics that sound like they came from someone’s myspace profile when this greasy ginger brit is getting away with this wordy fake-poetic crap and we nominate him for grammys like!!!!! “resembling cutlery” who tf let him write that shit did no one at any point take him aside like “hey ed calm down, just say we’re spooning, we get you wanna be artsy with it but this ain’t your 8th grade creative writing class, you’re a grown man”

(via selectively-participating)

pterick:

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

(via witchlatte)